Already under fire for not having declared his tax returns and after much ado about a recent New York Times investigative report which suggests that he might not have paid taxes for around a decade, US Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has sought to put all speculations to rest, announcing that he recently participated in India’s Income Declaration Scheme.
“Well, it’s an absolutely great scheme. I absolutely love …Hey, I just LOVE the Indian income tax authorities, they’re really great and they love me too! These are great people! They’re a bunch of really amazing people and Crooked Hillary’s never even thought of reaching out to them! How do you expect her to get good deals for our country? Look, I’ve built a great company, a YUGEEE company, it’s a phenomenal company and that’s what I do – I make great deals! And that’s the kinda thinkin’ that our country needs right now. To hell with the routine audit! You wanna know my tax details? Ask the Indian authorities under the Income Declaration Scheme. They’ll do it for ya!” the billionaire told The UnReal Times.
While in touch with the Indian authorities, Trump also spoke to his fan and Indian rapping legend, Baba Sehgal, who soon tweeted, “Those who hate Donald Trump, can go take a dump!”
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