President-elect Trump’s biggest inspiration is Laloo Prasad Yadav. A very close adviser to Trump reveled this in an exclusive interview with DelhiPress. However, upon his request, DelhiPress has chosen not to disclose his name.
“Trump has read Mr. Yadav’s biography multiple times and have tried to copy his character and overall behavior. Trump would watch his speeches on YouTube, he would carefully study Mr. Yadav’s facial expressions, hand movement and overall body language,” said the close adviser.
It is astonishing how two characters continents apart could be so similar. They both are equally loved by big media houses, cartoonists, comedians, bloggers and everyday Facebook users.
“They both are addicted to divisive politics. Believe it or not, Mt. Trump learned that from Mr. Yadav,” reveled the adviser, “Polarization of masses is great for politics, another lesson learned from Mr. Yadav life history, which Mr. Trump admires and uses the most. Try comparing Mr. Yadav’s caste based divisive politics to Mr. Trump’s immigration and wall building policies. They are strikingly similar.”
Just like Bihar, Laloo’s political arena, fear-mongering and divisive policies have worked spectacularly in America. People now have revolted against the political establishment in America too. It is also worth mentioning, Trump and Laloo both have insulted and offended a lot of “respected” politicians, media personals, entertainers – and the list goes on.
“Mr. Trump realized that corruption cases and legal battles can make you even more popular and trustworthy,” Trump’s close adviser admitted, “There is not much scope for Mr. Trump to do exactly a fodder scam in America, however, he is currently exploring other options.”
When asked about the personal life, “Mr. Trump is no match for Mr. Prasad when it comes to number of kids. Trump ONLY has 5, way behind Mr. Prasad’s 9,” explained sad-faced Trump’s adviser. “It makes Trump insane at times, but he is happy that he is winning when it comes to number of wives.”
Regardless, America is certainly following the Bihar model. You can call America a “New Bihar” now. “Before, we used to say that America does this, America does that, India should learn from America. Not any more! It is all the same now, different people, different continent, but the same political model,” explained Ravi Saxena who is originally from Danapur, Bihar, now settled in West Windsor, New Jersey.
We hear you Mr. Saxena. Trump-Raj is comming!
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