President-elect Trump is now one step closer to make America great again. If you only watch Fox News, it’s no secret for you that Mr. Trump is also a master deal-maker.
“The best time to grab astonishing deals is Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving,” said John Doe (clearly it’s fake). John is a close adviser to Trump.
“We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning.” sounds familiar?
“However, winning is not easy,” accepted John, “But the good news is – Trump has a plan! He will wait for the right time to make right deals, Black Friday is one of them.”
If John Smith is right, NAFTA renegotiation will have to wait till November 2017, Trump’s first Black Friday as President. “We will meet with Mexican and Canadian leaders to renegotiate this worst trade deal in history. Trump also plans to show a 20% off coupon (most probably from Bed Bath and Beyond) to get additional discount.”
It seems Trump is also relying on many coupon sites, including RetailMeNot and Groupon. “If you are looking for good deals, you will have to subscribe to all these sites. There is nothing wrong about it.” said John, “We are also manually cutting coupons from a lot of clipper magazines. You never know, which world leader would accept what.”
It seems they will try everything – printable coupons, online codes, price matching. Whatever works.
“Mexico may not be willing to pay for the wall (or for the fence), but how about giving them some discount. Everyone loves a discount. During his trip to Mexico, Trump gifted a 40% discount coupon from Home Depot to Mexican president Peña Nieto.” disclosed John Smith, who looked very optimistic about the approach.
Just before Black Friday 2016, American public has already given Trump a deal of his lifetime. Now it’s payback time.
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