President-elect Trump’s Air Force One slam is now clearly forcing Boeing to take extreme steps to save the aircraft deal. Trump has recently twitted that based on his calculations the new Air Force One will cost $4,509,910,101.98, to be exact. It is to be noted that Trump’s Calculator One was also designed and developed by Boeing.
“Of course, we don’t want to see the order to be cancelled. The reality is we have to do cost-cutting. We have already taken some extreme measures to make sure that we work and deliver before the allowed time, on or under budget,” Maurice Reed refused to tell us what he does for a living, “We have replaced all the seats with highly durable cane chairs. You may not be able to recline on these but you would appreciate the cost-effectiveness, high reliability and easy maintainability,” he added.
No more free unlimited WiFi, travelling journalists will have to pay extra for all the services, including drinks and window seats. “We have contacted technology giants RadioShack to build communications system from scratch,” revealed Mr. Reed.
Sorry, No GPS, folks!
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